farts are hilarious.
I’m not what you thought, you just don’t realize it.
oh hey.. I’m 18 today.
so like i’m 18 in ten minutes. weird
so like i’m learning a song on the piano and i was really confused about how i learn things but then i realised i memorise where my fingers are - on which key - to the music. idk if i put even a little bit of effort in i would be sick at piano but i cant be bothered.
fuckyeahandi: Swearing in French is so elegant, it’s like wiping your arse with silk.
i wish i was half as pretty as some of my friends.